Polar Bear in Fish Killing Murder Spree

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  1. For fecks sakes, someone shoot those bloody animal rights preachers. Bears are natural hunters. Why is it a shock that he killed some fish swimming in the moat around his enclosure?
  2. Im outraged! and this brute Knut walks free after such senseless brutality. Hang him!
  3. fecking immigrants!! Send him back to where he came from!!!
  4. Sitting there with his own enclosure, living on state funded food.... he makes my blood boil.
  5. No shit!
  6. Rivers of [carp] blood. He was right all along.
  7. Whart are you all cARPING on about !
  8. On a 'scale' of 1 to 10 he has proved himself to be a proper knut.
  9. Cod, that was horrible'...
  10. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    What a Knut ... I can hardly Bear to read about it.

    Still, carp = goldfish = chav-fish.

    Perhaps we could give him a medal?
  11. fook it lets give him some seals for mates and a game of baseball...when he beats em shiteless we can say it's natural and club seals for adventure training then sell them for troop bar funds!! simple

    turn the big 'honky' bear into a fuking rug!
  12. Don't be koi

    (it gets worse)
  13. blue-sophist

    blue-sophist LE Good Egg (charities)

    I think I'll skate round the edge of this one.
    It sounds like a load of pollocks.
  14. Quick, let's ban bears, that'll reduce crime levels......
  15. i'm outta this plaice!! hahaha cant help it!! i've haddock-nuf!!