Now then it seems a bit daft but I feel I have to share a difficult experience with you all. If it ends up in the arrse hole so be it. Whilst me and mrs suits were having a play the other night, i was happily enjoying the pleasures of the moment and about to reach the vinegar strokes, in an apparent moment of sheer madness mrs suits decides she would try and 'slip the finger' so to speak. My immediate reaction was to quite simply punch her square in the face, roll her over and do the same to her, but 'no' i thought to myself. I calmly explained that if she tried it again she would be felled with a right hook. She swore she was merely testing the waters, and proceeded to lecture me on the male anotomy. not that i cared i was too distressed at this point. what should i do? Explain if it happens again that she may die? Or let it go and pray she doesnt succeed in finding my prostate amidst the throws of passion.