Pointless Science

Discussion in 'Current Affairs, News and Analysis' started by the_matelot, Apr 30, 2006.

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  1. I saw water going uphill on the road going up Penglais Hill in Aberystwyth during a storm- 8 years ago.

    IMHO, the world's most pointless scientific study was this one:


    Did we really need scientists to tell us that we get stupid around totty?

    I remember hearing of a sociologist from Leicester publishing a study that demonstrated a causal link between- get this- UNEMPLOYMENT AND POVERTY. Pure genius. Where can I get research grants to do such work?
  2. Women are snakes with tits.....

    They're manipulative doe eyed monsters who ruin your life. That's why you should wear your tin-foil hat at all time around women....
  3. if you read the article it tells you what the point is :D
  4. If I can connect to ARRSE 3 nanoseconds faster then I'll buy it.

    Worth every million.
  5. There has just been a study done at Cambridge University to tell us that people who have more active jobs/lifestyles live longer.

    Shock... why are we only just learning this!!! [/sarcasm off]
  6. People with active jobs/lifestyles don't have the time or the inclination to listen to that shite.

    That's me fcuked then.