Pointless food

Discussion in 'Cookery' started by marco_poloroid, Oct 12, 2011.

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  1. It's amazing what gash threads can be dreamt up when stood around on crime scene cordons. I got to thinking about foods still on sale which nobody EVER buys. If, on the rare occasions they are bought, they most certainly are never eaten.

    My tuppence worth as follows:

    Those oval boxes of Eat Me dates. How ironic.

    Camp coffee. Beyond satire.

    And yes, I really do need to get out more.

  2. "Nice" biscuits - a misnomer if ever I heard one
    Chivers jelly
    All Day breakfast in a tin

    Come and rummage through my mother's kitchen cupboard and you'll find some gems. (Probably iced gems)
  3. Oh balls. The Alzheimers is kicking in.
    Jarrod pass me the mess Webley there's a good chap
    I'll STFU now.
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  4. Celery. Why would anyone bother?
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  5. Not at all Marco. I think the point of your thread was "antediluvian food", like things you haven't seen in the last forty years and didn't know still existed.

    Cheese football anyone??
  6. No such thing! Food's food, end of!
  7. Schaden

    Schaden LE Book Reviewer

    mmmm Camp Coffee...
  8. Schaden

    Schaden LE Book Reviewer


    Well stir one's Bloody Mary for a start...
  9. True. Like Semolina. Not even poor people ate that sheeyite.
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  10. Try some Flax seed oil capsules it's supposed to help your mental functioning and joints. It's not really food though.
  11. Plain rice cakes???????????
  12. Tinned tongue, why? Just why?
  13. Prawn crackers.Even the Chinese give 'em away free.
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