Pointless food....

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  1. I was doen in Devon for the weekend, and had a great time. Very cheap booze and food when compared to London. Surprisingly not as many webbed fingers either!

    One night tI went to a local resaurant and had a sea-food platter. All great food, and tonnes of it. Except for the Langoustines. What's the point of them? All that effort peeling etc to find a tiny bit of meat in the tail, which tastes no different to prawns (well to my untrained tastebuds anyhow)

    At leat with a prawn you get more meat, and it's a bit easier to get to.

    My verdict on Langoustines: Pointless, overrated waste of time.
  2. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Pot Noodle, especialy the beef and tomato! What on earth is going on there.
  3. Try adding water.
  4. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    the beef and tomato does ming. however, spicy curry and chicken and mushroom are the food of the gods.

    if you want really pointless food, squid - like eating rubber bands. except the rubber bands do have more taste.
  5. Celery. Is it true that it uses more calories when being digested than the digestion yields?
  6. Any of the meal menu's in any of the fast foot restaurants (except kentucky). Pointless from the point of view that your only going to buy an ECB (emergency cheese burger) to go with it. Just include it in the meal and it will no longer be pointless because it'll fill you up.
  7. Hallal and kosher scoff - pretty pointless claptrap assoc with good scoff. And pointless infliction of pain and unecessary suffering.
  8. If it is true then get munching. There's a slim chance you may get your waistline down to 46".
  9. never realised you could buy celery by the ton.
  10. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    TWAT :D
  11. boiled white cabbage....YAK! Tasteless, no texture, and looks gross too! The only time its worth eating is finely shredded, steamed lightly and used instead of rice under a nice chicken curry! Increases the late night fart capacity by a factor of roughly 12 million! Everyones a winner!
  12. Pomegranites.

    They'd be really nice it wasn't for all those fecking pips. Yeah, very funny mother nature.
  13. terroratthepicnic

    terroratthepicnic LE Reviewer Book Reviewer
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    Yes, it's a negitive food. But that soon changes when dipped in garlic mayo.
  14. Grownup_Rafbrat

    Grownup_Rafbrat LE Good Egg (charities)

    Any of those dairy products that 'aid digestive transit' because they've got 'friendly bacteria whose names we have made up'.

    Try eating a range of cheap fruit. That makes you go once a day. Why waste milk that could be made into perfectly good cheese?
  15. Rice Cakes - how can they pass off polystyrene as food?