Pointless duallardy from LHB

#1
There's a lot of fat slappers on this site who might, with a few drops of GHB or the promise of seeing you in a uniform, sit on your face and dangle their milky coloured,veiny, ample thighs around your massive 'Dumbo' ears. Failing that you could always pay for a crack ho'er down in Kings Cross, Jugg-ears.
 
#2
DesktopCommando said:
Well if you after sex, then try www.aff.com or www.alt.com (for the more painfreaky). Although I did meet someone on faceparty, :oops: and we dated for about a year. Just becareful out there, its not as nice sounding as it seems, there can be some manipulative people out there.
Not just dating sites Deskie there are some real freaks of nature on here as well.... :wink:
 
#4
taboo said:
Its easy for people to get caught up with sleazy phycho's on websites.

Dating sites are not the only place for creeps. :roll:
Ladies I hope you and Scotlass dont put your favourite Iron in the phycho/freak league :D
 
#6
The_IRON said:
taboo said:
Its easy for people to get caught up with sleazy phycho's on websites.

Dating sites are not the only place for creeps. :roll:
Ladies I hope you and Scotlass dont put your favourite Iron in the phycho/freak league :D
One of the few gentlemen left, no iron you do not fit the freak profile....
 
#7
Girls you'll make me :oops:
 
#8
StabTiffy2B said:
Litotes said:
Friday afternoon blues, Stab?
Yeah. Fancy a shag?
I'm just intrigued how it works. Being so attractive and having such a wonderful personality, I've never needed the internet to score.

There seems to be a great deal of information lacking from the posts so far. What sites did you use? did it cost you? Were the chicks local? Did they bang like a shit house door? Did you catch anything off them? Did you have to buy them dinner first? etc.
Hey, that's two offers I've had on this high quality dating site! Direct and to the point as well! :D

Litotes
 
#9
Litotes when we have finished making the iron a happy man we will get round to you, make sure your profile is up to date, and that you have finished the antibiotics after your nasty little rash..
 
#10
scotlass said:
Litotes when we have finished making the iron a happy man we will get round to you, make sure your profile is up to date, and that you have finished the antibiotics after your nasty little rash..
You going to make me put him down?I like this one, :wink:
 
#12
taboo said:
scotlass said:
Litotes when we have finished making the iron a happy man we will get round to you, make sure your profile is up to date, and that you have finished the antibiotics after your nasty little rash..
You going to make me put him down?I like this one, :wink:
Ladies, please, no fighting... unless it is in front of me and in a plastic swimming pool full of pink blancmange!

Litotes
 
#13
Dating sites are freaky and so's ARRSE, although both have delivered a hand full of sprats so to speak. :twisted:

Better off just getting out in to the real world and go MILF hunting.
 
#14
General Melchett said:
Dating sites are freaky and so's ARRSE, although both have delivered a hand full of sprats so to speak. :twisted:

Better off just getting out in to the real world and go MILF hunting.
I have to agree, people on the web can by the very nature of it be anything or anyone they wish to be, sadly the majority of the time they turn out to be a very large dissappointment..
 

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#15
scotlass said:
General Melchett said:
Dating sites are freaky and so's ARRSE, although both have delivered a hand full of sprats so to speak. :twisted:

Better off just getting out in to the real world and go MILF hunting.
I have to agree, people on the web can by the very nature of it be anything or anyone they wish to be, sadly the majority of the time they turn out to be a very large dissappointment..

You promised you wouldn't tell anyone about that! And, it can happen to anyone. And the camel wasn't keen on the celery.
 
#16
General Melchett said:
Dating sites are freaky and so's ARRSE, although both have delivered a hand full of sprats so to speak. :twisted:

Better off just getting out in to the real world and go MILF hunting.
There speaks a man of experience!! ;-)
 
#17
Litotes said:
taboo said:
scotlass said:
Litotes when we have finished making the iron a happy man we will get round to you, make sure your profile is up to date, and that you have finished the antibiotics after your nasty little rash..
You going to make me put him down?I like this one, :wink:
Ladies, please, no fighting... unless it is in front of me and in a plastic swimming pool full of pink blancmange!

Litotes
Please,please,scotty lets go,The mans got yummy pink stuff!!!!

Promise i will let you win this time :D
 
#18
taboo said:
Litotes said:
taboo said:
scotlass said:
Litotes when we have finished making the iron a happy man we will get round to you, make sure your profile is up to date, and that you have finished the antibiotics after your nasty little rash..
You going to make me put him down?I like this one, :wink:
Ladies, please, no fighting... unless it is in front of me and in a plastic swimming pool full of pink blancmange!

Litotes
Please,please,scotty lets go,The mans got yummy pink stuff!!!!

Promise i will let you win this time :D
Hold your horses! I will have to source the pool and the blancmange first. Waitrose, here I come... no, where's the calculator?

Litotes
 
#19
Litotes said:
taboo said:
Litotes said:
taboo said:
scotlass said:
Litotes when we have finished making the iron a happy man we will get round to you, make sure your profile is up to date, and that you have finished the antibiotics after your nasty little rash..
You going to make me put him down?I like this one, :wink:
Ladies, please, no fighting... unless it is in front of me and in a plastic swimming pool full of pink blancmange!

Litotes
Please,please,scotty lets go,The mans got yummy pink stuff!!!!

Promise i will let you win this time :D
Hold your horses! I will have to source the pool and the blancmange first. Waitrose, here I come... no, where's the calculator?

Litotes
You tease!!!

You entice women with sweeties,then dont deliver.

Typical man,All mouth,No......... :(
 
#20
Well you were warned earlier taboo, men on the internet all the same all promise and no delivery..
 

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