Pointless and inane comment thread

[scoldog]

Me and God are going to have a serious chat about the fact I was born about 40 years too early.....

Love the one on the pier

 

[mad_mick]

Red

Love the one on the pier

Red.

 

[mad_mick]

Just changed Broadband provider, I now have the luxury of only 1 phoneline..... but 2 bills.

 

[beefer]

Grrr, one phoneline, but two bills from 2 different companies, no wonder Alexa is confused.... that's two of us..... and my Heimdal internet security is not a happy teddy as well.

Just changed Broadband provider, I now have the luxury of only 1 phoneline..... but 2 bills.

Early onset?

 

[mad_mick]

Early onset?

Definitely....... now what was the question again? I use to know what Alzheimers was....... but for the life of me I can't remember.

 

[robroy]

Looking for something on Orkney and found these two.

Is that a church for Twatts?

 

[mad_mick]

"You must be mad" when I said I was going to drill a 1 inch hole in the middle of my new coffee table.

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..................................................................................Seems logical to me.

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PS. The Brass collar has a friction fit plastic collar so it can be popped out and the table has been drilled for the fitting to be flush with the table top..... it's amazing what you can pick up cheap in Chinese manufactured sink fittings.... that you don't need to be inoculated against.

P.S. No, I did not know that furniture sex existed, "The Chippendales" is now a confusing concept.

P.P.S. I paid £20 for the table...... don't think I'm crazy enough to do it on a decent one without a trial run!

 

[Kirkz]

Looking for something on Orkney and found these two.
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Is that a church for Twatts?

Twatt Kirk is currently for sale.
I had a look at it year before last with a view to making an offer but decided against it as it needs extensive renovation.

 

[robroy]

Twatt Kirk is currently for sale.
I had a look at it year before last with a view to making an offer but decided against it as it needs extensive renovation.

is there a graveyard goes with it?

 

[Kirkz]

is there a graveyard goes with it?

Not that I saw and I walked all round it.
Even the benches at the front have Twatt Kirk on them.
The main body of the building is pretty much an empty shell and the small extention at the rear has a toilet and anteroom.
The small anount of land you can see around it is as much as you get.

 

[Spartak1st]

6” of snow outside. Comparing the tracks left overnight to those from the first webpage I could be arsed looking at, I am confident to claim we’ve had Impala in the garden.

 

[Kirkz]

6” of snow outside. Comparing the tracks left overnight to those from the first webpage I could be arsed looking at, I am confident to claim we’ve had Impala in the garden.

Do you live in Chester Zoo?

 

[robroy]

Not that I saw and I walked all round it.
Even the benches at the front have Twatt Kirk on them.
The main body of the building is pretty much an empty shell and the small extention at the rear has a toilet and anteroom.
The small anount of land you can see around it is as much as you get.

I had a look on google street view, the front had scaffold on it.

 

[single malt]

Cleared the path of snow today for the fourth time this week

 

[mad_mick]

Problems with your putting....... not dangerous.

Problems with your driving..... VERY dangerous.

 

[Ortholith]

Problems with your putting....... not dangerous.

Problems with your driving..... VERY dangerous.

It can be dangerous if you're caught putting it in someone you shouldn't be though, as Mr Woods demonstrated quite a few years ago.

 

[robroy]

How complicated is that, when assembled will fit in the palm of your hand.

 

[beefer]

How complicated is that, when assembled will fit in the palm of your hand.
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Lots of cogs and wheels. It’s a wanking machine isn’t it.

Edit : 10 speed.

 

[robroy]

Lots of cogs and wheels. It’s a wanking machine isn’t it.

Edit : 10 speed.

Unbelieveably it's a once a day preventative inhaler for my COPD.

 

[beefer]

Unbelieveably it's a once a day preventative inhaler for my COPD.
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So it helps you to **** then?