Pointless and inane comment thread

[Kirkz]

Baffles me. The closest one to us is mobbed most of the time, sometimes requiring traffic control.

There's one on a small retail park near me and the drive through queue blocks up the car park for the other shops and often backs out on to the road causing traffic problems.

 

[ancienturion]

What the **** is it with people driving hundreds of miles just to get a Macdonalds.
Covid-19: Man said he had travelled 100 miles 'for a McDonald's'
Covid: Friends fined for 68-mile drive to visit McDonald's

I assume they are what are called anti-vaxxers proving restrictions do not involve them. However, as you say, why buy/eat McDonalds?

 

[mad_mick]

I always have my bin out 30 minutes before the deadline.


But never in the same place twice.


It's a Gunner thing.

Probably a squuifee battery triangle structure which aberrated Mig-23 jockeys perfecting a good targeting solution... I'm sure the binmen love you!

 

[AlienFTM]

Tomorrow is bin day. I just took out a black bag to put in the bin, and put the bin out.

What's that under the garden table? Looks like something white, melted, about the size of a naan bread. Dare I poke it? Okay. Fúck me, it IS a naan bread.

How did a naan bread get there? It's under the table. Seagull couldn't have dropped it there. Couldn't have been lobbed over the wall.

Must've been a cat.

 

[Kirkz]

Tomorrow is bin day. I just took out a black bag to put in the bin, and put the bin out.

What's that under the garden table? Looks like something white, melted, about the size of a naan bread. Dare I poke it? Okay. Fúck me, it IS a naan bread.

How did a naan bread get there? It's under the table. Seagull couldn't have dropped it there. Couldn't have been lobbed over the wall.

Must've been a cat.

Probably your nans cat.

 

[ExAuxBalloonCorps]

Tomorrow is bin day. I just took out a black bag to put in the bin, and put the bin out.

What's that under the garden table? Looks like something white, melted, about the size of a naan bread. Dare I poke it? Okay. Fúck me, it IS a naan bread.

How did a naan bread get there? It's under the table. Seagull couldn't have dropped it there. Couldn't have been lobbed over the wall.

Must've been a cat.

You’re lucky, my sister (and some of her neighbours) had used nappies spread over her lawn due to foxes raiding the bin bags of a couple with a new baby.
The foxes had also eaten the contents of the nappies too.

 

[AlienFTM]

Probably your nans cat.

I gave it a funny, but me nan was born 5 May 73. No, not the day Sunderland won the cup. A hundred years before that. She's been dead over 60. It would explain why it was white. Must have been a ghost of a nan.

 

[Ortholith]

He's a teacher.

He gets a set of leather elbow patches with his PGCE

Not any more, the leather elbow patches are now more of a LSGC type affair.

 

[sirbhp]

I like semolina with a bit of honey in it .

 

[robroy]

Is this a mirror image?

 

[mad_mick]

Bloody Council workers.... every time I go to do a job on this flat I find two other hidden cock ups that have to be sorted first.... I suspect their electricians got their qualifications whilst also doing a Bovine husbandry course somewhere in Texas.

 

[Spartak1st]

What the **** is it with people driving hundreds of miles just to get a Macdonalds.
Covid-19: Man said he had travelled 100 miles 'for a McDonald's'
Covid: Friends fined for 68-mile drive to visit McDonald's

Think they might have Covid so testing their sense of taste?

 

[Kirkz]

Think they might have Covid so testing their sense of taste?

Wanting a MaccyD already proves they have no taste.

 

[mad_mick]

Holocaust Memorial day..... in 6 months time do they have a Holocaust denial day?

 

[Goatman]

Seen in Another Place - well, soz me duck - but it made me giggle momentarily:

 

[mad_mick]

Pointless and inane to continue to try too tell Alexa to play 10 cc's "The Original Soundtrack" album.

Just to add.... F,I,F,O... use the abbreviations, she takes the F,O to heart and switches off.

 

[mad_mick]

Seen in Another Place - well, soz me duck - but it made me giggle momentarily:


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My ex- forces postie works around Nottingham and wants to steal/purchase the sign...

 

[mad_mick]

 

[mad_mick]

Grrr, one phoneline, but two bills from 2 different companies, no wonder Alexa is confused.... that's two of us..... and my Heimdal internet security is not a happy teddy as well.

 

[mad_mick]

Me and God are going to have a serious chat about the fact I was born about 40 years too early.....