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Time for an hearing aid.......on the news today it was announced that the PM was in the Balkans discussing Brexit with the German Chancellor and the French President......... my comment was "What the fuck has the Falklands got to do with Brexit"?!
 
Have you seen how expensive tiles are?
 
Not many people know that Nelson was 5ft 8″ in height but that his statue in Trafalgar square is 17ft 4″. That’s a Horatio of 3:1
 

StBob072

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I have a new student whose name is Aryan. But it's patently obvious to me he's anything but Aryan.

Bloody cultural appropriators ....
 
Apparently, telling someone that if they don't do a good job renovating your house that you'll shit all over their social media and say things like "He was looking up my 4yr old grand-daughter's skirt" is frowned upon. It's OK to tell your "workforce" that someone is a lesbian*, and was being finger-blasted by the tiler though.

I sometimes think I live in a parallel universe.








*No. I'm not, and no I didn't.
 

ancienturion

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Apparently, telling someone that if they don't do a good job renovating your house that you'll shit all over their social media and say things like "He was looking up my 4yr old grand-daughter's skirt" is frowned upon. It's OK to tell your "workforce" that someone is a lesbian*, and was being finger-blasted by the tiler though.

I sometimes think I live in a parallel universe.








*No. I'm not, and no I didn't.
Are your kitchen knives really that sharp?
 
Just been to Morrisons to stock up with beer for the footy and saw some fookin 1lb burgers aimed at dads day.
They were about the size of a dinner plate and cost £3. FFS.
 
The sergeant chef said - The hot plate is for risholes not arseholes. Get hem off.


Translation
Der Sergeant-Chef sagte - die heiße Platte für Risholes nicht Arschlöcher. Saum aussteigen.

i know... its too hot outside, and i can't arrsed....!!
 
Well done South Korea.
Have they invaded North Korea?

Was it a nuclear strike?

Or did North Korea allow in those Costa/Starbucks/Caffe Nero, etc?
 
The Natural History Museum has a fatberg on display, it's apparently drawing a lot of curious visitors. How sad must you be to find a lump of lard, baby wipes and shit worth taking a trip out.
 

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