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If you're sat in a restaurant waiting for a waiter, does that make you the waiter?
Maybe the waitee as the waiter does the waiting-on to you. Although you are indeed a waiter waiting for the waiter to get round to waiting-on your order.

Or perhaps the waitor as you are waiting for the waiter...?

After all that, the word 'waiter' looks odd written down.
 
Back in the day... or still do, who used to take their clothes off at drunken parties, and embarrass themselves at Mess Do's when wives, girlfirends and partners attended along with the Rasman as Mess President???

come on, own up!!
 
Maybe the waitee as the waiter does the waiting-on to you. Although you are indeed a waiter waiting for the waiter to get round to waiting-on your order.

Or perhaps the waitor as you are waiting for the waiter...?

After all that, the word 'waiter' looks odd written down.
If you're waiting and pretending to be a waiter, does that make you a
Waiting walting waitee?
 
Possibly.

Of course, in practice, if you were walting as a waiter you could serve yourself and therefore skip the waitee bit.
Whereas a waiter walting it up as a waitee will be waiting for a very long time as there will be no waiter available to wait on the waiter walting it up as a waitee.

Or something.
 
I think I'll just to wait and see what happens.

It could be I'll get my just desserts.
 
This messenger conversation today with the missus is fairly random:

Just trying to remove porn off Lou's pc

Me: What kind of porn, any decent lezza porn there before you delete any ?

Lou has sausage in her fridge

Seriously, do you want to hobble down for some lunch ?

Me: I'm too busy I'm afraid, got work to finish

Lou has just dribbled juice out of her gash

Me: Fish pie for lunch then ?

(Missus posts photo of pie with gash in the middle)

She (meaning Lou) just blushed and says thank you
 
I ordered a pretty watch (cheapo crap) from Amazon, but the clasp thingy won't open so I sent the sellers a message about it, explaining that I'd broke a nail trying to open it and was distraught. Here's their reply:

Dear customer,

My sincre apology for it.
For fist using, the clap maybe very tight.
Would you please kindly get help from a man, who is with bigger power?
Once opened, it can use smooth.
If still can not open, I send replacement to you.

waiting for your kind reply
thank you very much!
I'll send a reply when I've stopped sniggering like a child at the clap being tight for fist using.
 
Right in the middle today.
 
Instructions for sanitizing the Regimental Condums -- fast boil for 3 minutes like for a boiled egg, add plenty of Tobasco Sauce to the boiling water. Take out, let cool..... Yum, very nice and chewy flavour....!1

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In my future perfect world, Fashion Police won't just be a programmes on E Entertainment Channel . It'll be an actual police force , with the emphasis on force . " up against the wall , hipster scum ! " I'd like to see all these wanker s in red checked shirts actually working in sawmills.
 
Cabin Fever.... stuck indoors fo 2 days now due to cold weather.... only way to pass the time is to watch those poor tw*ts who appear on the 'Jeremy Kyle Show' so I can releive the tension by shouting at the tellybox, and posting blah on this here forum....:applaud:
 
"Pointless Superstars" on the TV, once again I am fooled into thinking it's a documentary.
 
Fûcking woman. No matter how hard I try to get her out of my head, she always finds a way to get back in.

I miss the cheating bìtch.
 

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