Back in the day... or still do, who used to take their clothes off at drunken parties, and embarrass themselves at Mess Do's when wives, girlfirends and partners attended along with the Rasman as Mess President???
I ordered a pretty watch (cheapo crap) from Amazon, but the clasp thingy won't open so I sent the sellers a message about it, explaining that I'd broke a nail trying to open it and was distraught. Here's their reply:
My sincre apology for it.
For fist using, the clap maybe very tight.
Would you please kindly get help from a man, who is with bigger power?
Once opened, it can use smooth.
If still can not open, I send replacement to you.
Instructions for sanitizing the Regimental Condums -- fast boil for 3 minutes like for a boiled egg, add plenty of Tobasco Sauce to the boiling water. Take out, let cool..... Yum, very nice and chewy flavour....!1
In my future perfect world, Fashion Police won't just be a programmes on E Entertainment Channel . It'll be an actual police force , with the emphasis on force . " up against the wall , hipster scum ! " I'd like to see all these wanker s in red checked shirts actually working in sawmills.
Cabin Fever.... stuck indoors fo 2 days now due to cold weather.... only way to pass the time is to watch those poor tw*ts who appear on the 'Jeremy Kyle Show' so I can releive the tension by shouting at the tellybox, and posting blah on this here forum....