yes, i know this is bollox, but fek it. All those random things that popped into your head and you've wanted to say to someone today, but had no way to sensibly include them in any conversation, put them here Heres my two 1. Why dont you see egg slicers these days? 2. Ive eaten far too much belly pork over to you lot, what totally farking pointless thoughts have you wished to share today?