Poetry Competition

E

error_unknown

Guest
#1
Complete the rest of this poem, using one apt word:

Now listen here Geoff Hoon,
I'm going to be blunt,
Me and the rest of the Army,
Think you're a total _____
 
#5
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
said "F*ck him, He's only an egg."

or

Roses are straight,
Violets are twisted,
Bend over Hoon,
You're about to get fisted.
 
#7
Little Buff Hoon has lost His Army
Blairs just a twat and too smarmy
Gordon broon, your'e a cnut too
that skiffing you just got - yeah that was poo.
 
#8
smooth, lets write a book!!!
tony bliar, tony bliar, wearer of girlies underwear,
i dont like you, or wife,
hoooons a cnut and broon is too,
shame i didn't nick ya sprog,
cos i'd have done you too.
ya policy is crap,
you drown us in poo,
now run off to bush and tell him to shove it too.


i am a poet and i dont know it :D :D
 
#9
There was a born liar called Hoon,
Who said to the Man on the Moon,
that all of the stars..
..shone from Tony's arrse,
and that Cheri flogged her box 'doon toon'!!
 

Latest Threads

Top