Poetry Competition

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  1. Complete the rest of this poem, using one apt word:

    Now listen here Geoff Hoon,
    I'm going to be blunt,
    Me and the rest of the Army,
    Think you're a total _____
  2. ermm..NUMPTY ??
  3. hmmmmmmmmm rhymes with blunt???
    hmmmmmmmmm errrrrrr hunt???? :?
  4. FBW

    FBW Old-Salt

    Git? :lol: (who cant read a autocue, anybody seen the chillwell video) :lol:
  5. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
    All the kings horses and all the kings men,
    said "F*ck him, He's only an egg."


    Roses are straight,
    Violets are twisted,
    Bend over Hoon,
    You're about to get fisted.
  6. howabouts?
    roses are red
    violets are blue,
    hoons a cnut
    and bliar is too :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
  7. Little Buff Hoon has lost His Army
    Blairs just a twat and too smarmy
    Gordon broon, your'e a cnut too
    that skiffing you just got - yeah that was poo.
  8. smooth, lets write a book!!!
    tony bliar, tony bliar, wearer of girlies underwear,
    i dont like you, or wife,
    hoooons a cnut and broon is too,
    shame i didn't nick ya sprog,
    cos i'd have done you too.
    ya policy is crap,
    you drown us in poo,
    now run off to bush and tell him to shove it too.

    i am a poet and i dont know it :D :D
  9. There was a born liar called Hoon,
    Who said to the Man on the Moon,
    that all of the stars..
    ..shone from Tony's arrse,
    and that Cheri flogged her box 'doon toon'!!