Poem I wrote on being a Soldier

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  1. It’s me and my rifle, life as a soldier

    Sun, rain, heat, the hearts beat
    They say war turns men into boys
    Ears turn deaf due to the officers shouting, a real loud noise
    I constantly ask myself, is shooting good for my health

    Mental issues, they say, was it me or the stress
    Beret, caps, medals, and an officer hard to impress
    That’s life being a solider, you never expect anything but the worst

    Hungary for action, a real battle thirst, anxious to see who fires first
    Orders need to be followed, pride needs to be swallowed, no buts or if's, facts over myths

    A life of a soldier can be detrimental
    Never forget your body armour due to shrapnel
    Living on the edge they say, I didn’t join for the pay
    Brotherhood I Say, toast for the fallen, a good reminder for each day, will it be me next I hope not I pray

    Military brotherhood they say, unified, dignified, less likely to go stray, will the civilians ever understand, we don’t shed tears, we shed tolerance, endurance of what life brings to us, people sleep safely at night, without knowing, who faces the real fight, they will never understand, all I got is the Military brotherhood!
  2. absolute sh*te
  3. Oh god.

  4. Can I "unread" that drivvel????
  5. When I was in school I shagged your Mum

    Now I'm in 3 PARA and I love it up the Bum.
  6. Did they have body armour in Chechinya or wherever you "went" to?
  7. Here's my contribution to the crap poetry thread.........

    How would you like to be
    sat on Sabrina's knee
    kissing her lips
    and feeling her tits
    whilst she is having
    a pee
  8. on top of old smokey,all covered in shit.
    i fucked a poor virgin and bit off her tit.

    now that is poetry.
  9. I thought 'Hungary' was a country?
  10. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Is Afghan Catflap really Anton Lorien, or Antwan le Frog as he came to be known? He's my favourite. We Are The Brits should be played in all schools. I fail to see why YouTube punters should suffer alone.


  11. you're a cunt...and so is that song

  12. A sorry tale of Kandaks youth…
  13. Wordsmith

    Wordsmith LE Book Reviewer

    In the Hitch Hiker's guide to the galaxy, we learn about the Vogons.

    I think Afghan Fuckaduck is a Vogon.

  14. Oh dearest flo, i love you so,
    Especially in your nightie.
    When the moonlight flits, across your tits,
    Oh Jesus Christ almighty!
  15. I wrote a poem once , still trying to live with it "Sob"