Discussion in 'ARRSE: Site Issues' started by Aunty Stella, Oct 30, 2004.

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  1. Why does my message inbox always show that I have one unread message?

    Each day I go there in the beleif that someone actually likes me and each day I end up heartbroken. The only time it got any worse was when I found that I actually did have one unread message but it was from Dale.

    How the fcuk do I get rid of the "1 unread message" lie?
  2. You are thick and don't know how to work a computer?

    Good! :D

    Delete your account and go to Mil.chod/uglybuggers. :lol:
  3. Some people find themselves lost at sea, or dying in freak yachting accidents. You should count yourself lucky. :roll:
  4. That sounds like one of those SOE WW2 cryptic messages. I'll reply in kind.

    Dale, can I shoot down your throat and then kick you out of my expensive hotel room so that you can slumber in you hostel?

    It really means "the invasion is coming"
  5. Oooh - I am scared!!!!