PM asks Cowell to make Haiti Aid Single.

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  1. Are there no levels left for The Beloved Leader to sink to to win votes or opportunities Cowell won't exploit for his own ego?

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8471625.stm

    I'd much rather one gave more of our money away while the other matched it from his own pocket!

    But who has the most, UK PLC or Simon Cowell? I do wonder at times.
     
  2. I would rather think that with the Class War "Harperson" is about to lash on our heads as part of the election, calling on a toffee nosed ex Public school boy for help is a bit rich.
     
  3. Good to see that our PM has his eye on the problems facing the UK.
     
  4. Just a pity that it is his fecking fecked eye he's got on the UK problems :evil:
     
  5. Fukcing hate the both of them.
    Enuf said.
     
  6. I heard that Simon is considering the following covers:

    Twist & Shout - The Beatles
    ♫ Well, shake it up, baby, now, (shake it up, baby)
    Twist and shout. (twist and shout)
    Cmon cmon, cmon, cmon, baby, now, (come on baby)
    Come on and work it on out. (work it on out) ♫


    Shake it - Metro Station
    ♫ Now if she does it like this will you do it like that
    Now if she touches like this, will you touch her right back
    Now if she moves like this, will you move like that (come on)
    [Chorus:]
    Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake It
    Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake It
    Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake It
    Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake It
    Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake, Shake It♫


    Shake That - Eminem
    ♫ Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
    Come on girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
    Oh girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
    Come on girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me ♫

    And lastly . . .

    Buried Myself Alive - The Used
    ♫ You almost always pick the best time,
    to drop the worst lines.
    You almost made me cry again this time.
    Another false alarm,
    red flashing lights.
    Well this time I'm not going to watch myself die. ♫



    I'll get my coat . . . .
     
  7. What is it with politicians wanting to tie themselves in with high profile successful people to try and look cool?? Fuck me! Just do the fucking job you're paid to do you half blind nosher. :x
     

  8. You forgot Going Underground.
     
  9. Seriously doubt that. He doesn't own the performing rights for any of the above, so can't make even more money out of such a 'charity' scenario.

    I'm surprised that McRuin hasn't brought Lord Alan of Sugar or whatever he calls himself as as both he and Lord Mandlebum are the resident entrepreneurs- in- waiting are they not?
     
  10. Sing along with me... Things, can only get better... they can only get better... now that I've found you..."

    My coat? Why thank you.
     
  11. Call me cynical, but won't this all be adding 17.5% of the selling price to HM Treasury too as I can't see Darling giving it automatic gift aid?

    F.uck me, is Ol' Cyclops trying to refinance UK PLC from the grief fest that is Haiti through VAT?

    Could it be he's actually grown a spine???
     
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  13. Well we're in debt, so almost certainly Cowell.
     
  14. For anagramlovers:

    American Idol judge Simon Cowell = Jeering malicious odd male clown
     
  15. Yep, let our pensioners die through lack of a tenner to pay the gas bill, let crime run rife as long as the "official" figures are down, let the state owned banks start to take the p1ss again, let thousands of small businesses fail, let our colleagues wait for the aircraft they need to make things a bit safer, let bin men earn more that soldiers etc, etc, etc.

    As long as the one eyed wonder is seen to be doing his bit for a country that 99% of the UK population couldn't even point out on a globe, then obviously everything will be OK.

    Cnut