Please Vote for Me!!

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by uncle_vanya, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Looking back on my career, I swear that I'm jinxed.

    Every institution, every business I've worked for has folded. The school I went to burned down shortly after I left-

    The first company I worked for collapsed and went bankrupt-

    The University I studied at was charged with massive corruption and gross professional misconduct-

    The school I taught at was shut down.

    I ran my own business- an old, historical pub which closed down and was demolished shortly after. I might have a subconscious instinct to "board a sinking ship."

    Anyway, enough of that, My name is Gordon Brown, Labour Party - I hope that I can count on your vote in the next election. 8O