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Please Vote for Me!!

Looking back on my career, I swear that I'm jinxed.

Every institution, every business I've worked for has folded. The school I went to burned down shortly after I left-

The first company I worked for collapsed and went bankrupt-

The University I studied at was charged with massive corruption and gross professional misconduct-

The school I taught at was shut down.

I ran my own business- an old, historical pub which closed down and was demolished shortly after. I might have a subconscious instinct to "board a sinking ship."

Anyway, enough of that, My name is Gordon Brown, Labour Party - I hope that I can count on your vote in the next election. 8O

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