PLEASE, PLEASE, help my sister

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  1. Hi guys,

    My dad is currently in afghanistan and I am left alone with my big sister at our house.

    There is something wrong with my sister.

    I went into my house yesterday and I heard noises coming from her bedroom. When I opened the door she was squatted over her bed, screaming and masterbating very violently. I looked down and she was had shit on her bed. When she saw me at the door she looked at me and started flicking her tongue in and out and she had a glazed look in her eyes.

    I am currently staying with my mum and I have not told her about this.

    I dont know what wrong with her. It might be exam pressure from her university studies as she was not like this before.
  2. women have needs yano , ffs!!! hahaha
  3. Well, I wish some girl I knew felt pressure like this before an exam. :D
  4. rampant

    rampant LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Troll. Feck Off.
  5. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer


    What is it good for?

    Absolutely nothing......
  6. HI, MDN. Bit quiet tonight?
  7. Have you been reading the letters page in Razzle? Make sure you put a red lens on your torch, your mum might see you under the duvet.
  8. I think that if it was MDN, there'd be rubber and a steam-driven sex toy involved in the story somewhere...
  9. Its not a joke. I took a picture of her bed when she was out yesterday.

  10. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    Of course you did.

    To the hole.
  11. Wow. No offence mate but she's got a shit taste in bed sheets.
  12. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    I think that's what she said as well!

    Fecking Norfolkians!
  13. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Agreed, it's bloody awful!
  14. Hole! Forthwith!
  15. Her number and address, now. Please.