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  1. Hussar

    Hussar Clanker

    Hi Guy's,

    I have been challenged to caption these photo's taken on a recent busuiness trip to Portugal. Please help. All captions welcome.
     

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    Hussar, Dec 1, 2006
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  2. ITjobless

    ITjobless

    je t'aimes
    xx
     
    ITjobless, Dec 1, 2006
    #2
  3. the_rigger

    the_rigger LE

    Caption to first picture.
    "No don't worry, Mr Litvenenko. This Portugese Sushi is perfectly safe!"
     
    the_rigger, Dec 1, 2006
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  4. A_Knocker_Till_The_End

    A_Knocker_Till_The_End LE Moderator

    pic 1

    "have you ate all the pies then fella????"
     
    A_Knocker_Till_The_End, Dec 1, 2006
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  5. LordVonHarley

    LordVonHarley LE

    Photo 1 "Her clit was as big as this prawn and tasted just the same!"
     
    LordVonHarley, Dec 1, 2006
    #5
  6. WasMe

    WasMe War Hero

    Pic 1

    Bloke on right thinks "FFS Kill me before i die of boredom"

    Pic 2

    "Excuse me, can I interupt the midgit throwing for a second? One of the little fuckers has landed in my beer"
     
    WasMe, Dec 1, 2006
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  7. WasMe

    WasMe War Hero

    Bloke on right thinks

    "Oh for fuck sake, why the hell did I sit next to this twat?"

    "I hope that sushi is poisoned"

    "please God, strike me down"
     
    WasMe, Dec 1, 2006
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  8. Phillip-Kotler

    Phillip-Kotler Old-Salt

    Any chance of making the pictures a bit bigger?

    Picture One - Honestly mate, this Blue Bols and squid cocktail is delicious
     
    Phillip-Kotler, Dec 1, 2006
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  9. putteesinmyhands

    putteesinmyhands LE

    Pic 1. Don't drink that stuff in the glass. Look what it's done to the prawns.

    Pic 2. I've just posted off my application for British Airways.
     
    putteesinmyhands, Dec 1, 2006
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  10. the_butler

    the_butler LE

    picture 1
    gods honest mate you rub it on your head and it stimulates your hair folicles that's why muffz always smell fishy.
    picture 2
    faced with the prospect of drinking everyone's pi55 in a vase walters hair stood on end betraying his nonchalant smile :D
     
    the_butler, Dec 1, 2006
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  11. Mighty_doh_nut

    Mighty_doh_nut LE

    Pic 1......

    Nice head...... hows the khemo going, and can Hong Kong phooey have his jacket back please you cancer addled cnut
     
    Mighty_doh_nut, Dec 2, 2006
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  12. suits_U

    suits_U LE

    Pic 1: 'No wonder you've got moobs eating shi'ite like that.'

    Pic 2: As the lads finished there meal and washed it down, the bartender added his 'special sauce' to the dessert.
     
    suits_U, Dec 2, 2006
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  13. LordVonHarley

    LordVonHarley LE

    Photo Two - After 22 years as a Transexual, Maxinia got into the habit of ordering drinks in large glasses to make his/her hands look small.
     
    LordVonHarley, Dec 2, 2006
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  14. OMD80

    OMD80 Clanker

    Pic 1: Seriously… you can see its c0ck!

    Pic 2: Filled it up in one go…please can I have my good boy chocolate now?
     
    OMD80, Dec 2, 2006
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  16. Phillip-Kotler

    Phillip-Kotler Old-Salt

    Picture Two - Yeah, vertical stripes make you look much thinner, those two birds on the telly said so.
     
    Phillip-Kotler, Dec 2, 2006
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