Planties..

Discussion in 'Sappers' started by Fatbadge, Dec 28, 2007.

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  1. Planties are FAILED Crane Ops :wink:
     
  2. I always thought crane ops were failed planties?
     
  3. .......Not ONE piece of earthmoving equipment in the film!!!!.

    So FATBADGE.............blow it out yer butt ya numpty.

    (From an Ex Plant Operator Magician of the OLD SCHOOL.........I remember Drotts and the Vickers Vigor!)

    p.s. Happy New Year to you all................not you K ya puff!
     
  4. Given that POMs have to have C+E before they go on their class 2 and C+E is MTs main qualification drivers should wind their necks in.
     
  5. Planties are failed brickies i thought!!!!!!!!!!!

    :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :p :p :p :p :p :p
     
  6. All other tradesmen are just jealous because, deep down, they all realise that even the ugliest Planty is more likely to get laid than them. :cry:

    Mainly due to the fact that they make the earth move for a living.

    And chicks dig the smell of OMD 80! :D :D :D :D
     
  7. Ultra light TRACTOR
    Light Wheeled TRACTOR
    Medium Wheeled TRACTOR
    Heavy Wheeled TRACTOR
    Armoured Heavy......


    TRACTOR

    I assume youre having trouble making the link..

    :wink:
     
  8. Cannot believe a fcuking hub nut piped up.

    Wind your fcuking neck in knob head.
    Plant Gods rule
    Not failed anything. The Envy of the Corps
     
  9. you mean "LAID FLAT OUT SPARKO" don't you P-H :? :? :? :?
     
  10. Vickers Vigor!! Were you on the Greven Airfield job?
     
  11. If you squeeks will stand behind the backhoe you're gonna get laid out :)
     
  12. need more like a Terex/Case to shift me mate. :wink: :D :wink: :D
     
  13. Ah did not watch it all then (its great having kids who think you tube is the way forward)

    00:56 Crawler Ex
    1:18 Bucket loader
    2:07 CE
    3:13 Forks 'we all know thats what most planties do when not eating'
    3:22 Small plantie snack on trailer
    3:36 Sossie meat for the rolls
    4:01 Wheeled Ex
    4:07 CE
    5:24 Lower the ground pressure for the slim jims
    5:32 CE
    5:41 CE
    5:50 More forks

    Possibly more got bored writing em down

    BTW all failed Sparks were re-traded plantie off their class 2's when I was there