Plant Porn (it's nothing to do with carrots)

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#1
Right, for all you perverted buggers out there, this thread has nothing at all to do with various chunks of flora being used as a sex toy. There is no place for root veg, brassicas or legumes. If you want that sort of thing, pm me and I'll give you a few addresses.
I have noticed, that amongst all our Truck porn, Biker bits and more lately Crane Porn; we do not have a single thread devoted to all those sexy pieces of construction equipment we normally refer to as plant. Who has not thought "Flip me! That's a cracking set of buckets on that JCB!", or bashed one out to the accompaniment of the roar of a Caterpillar? Well obviously, not me for the last one, some may have. So, feel free to chuck in your photos and spin us your diets. There has to be more than me and @solomon88 who admire these things.
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Bedford RL with Ruston-Bucyrus Oil Drilling Derrick, somewhere in Greece.
 
#4
JCB...
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D9 Dozer...
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Dumper...
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In action...hardcore
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#6
For anyone and everyone who's willing and able to do it in public.....


Visit DIGGERLAND! Diggerland UK theme park - Ride and Drive real diggers!

Way better than LEGOLAND, Alton Towers and all that shite. And way less time queuing for a ride. If there's a queue then simply go on another ride and come back afterwards. Experts (like me) can count the number of seats, and count the number of people waiting and quickly estimate the wait, or dash off to the next ride.

Suitable for all ages, and levels of experience.
 

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#8
Right, for all you perverted buggers out there, this thread has nothing at all to do with various chunks of flora being used as a sex toy. There is no place for root veg, brassicas or legumes. If you want that sort of thing, pm me and I'll give you a few addresses.
I have noticed, that amongst all our Truck porn, Biker bits and more lately Crane Porn; we do not have a single thread devoted to all those sexy pieces of construction equipment we normally refer to as plant. Who has not thought "Flip me! That's a cracking set of buckets on that JCB!", or bashed one out to the accompaniment of the roar of a Caterpillar? Well obviously, not me for the last one, some may have. So, feel free to chuck in your photos and spin us your diets. There has to be more than me and @solomon88 who admire these things. View attachment 324524
Bedford RL with Ruston-Bucyrus Oil Drilling Derrick, somewhere in Greece.
There is an almost identical one at Yeavely in Derbyshire, saw it last week!
 
#9
This has stopped me having an afternoon nap, never mind.

I'll start with something big. Ruston Bucyrus 150RB face shovel and a Terex R45 truck (might be an R50 not sure). Can't see the cable but the shovel will be electric drive. The truck has a V12 Detroit Diesel - lovely noise, unless you're driving it all day!

Logo on the truck looks like Shand - back in the day one of the big construction/opencast mining contractors.

 
#18
Mentioned this in the Crane Porn thread, although it is an excavator, Ransomes and Rapier W1800 - Northamptonshire iron ore mines. Another lovely bit of film:


And modelled in Meccano, in a choice of colours:

 
#19
I have a childlike fascination with some plant porn.

Top o’ the world ma.


Three steps to heaven (why not turn them into a ramp?).


Probably not for learners.
 

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