Planning on booking a holiday??!!

#3
Well I now find myself £200 down with a set of e-tickets from Monarch arriving in my inbox shortly.

I was hoping to not spend anything today...
 
#5
and some poor Croatian bird expecting you in her dirtbox presently !
Fackin right!

I haven't got any lube and my flight is at 23:15 from Gatport Airwick, so I've crammed my rucksack full of WD40 instead. Hopefully should do the trick.
 
#6
WD40 will do nicely, it's fish oil so you can drink it too. Seems appropriate for a spot of in and out lubricant.
 
#7
If you can't get anything fast. try fenistil gel - they sell it over there, also good for wounds or split arses!
 
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#9
WD40 is amazing stuff - according to the website "After a good afternoon's digging, WD-40 can help remove heavy dirt from tools and equipment". I would imagine that if you have lubed up with it then it will prevent the shit sticking to begin with! I will definatly be using it on my strap-on in future...
 
#10
WD40 is amazing stuff - according to the website "After a good afternoon's digging, WD-40 can help remove heavy dirt from tools and equipment". I would imagine that if you have lubed up with it then it will prevent the shit sticking to begin with! I will definatly be using it on my strap-on in future...
What about just having a good old fashioned wash and avoiding sweetcorn?
 
#11
A material data safety sheet from the WD-40 company shows that the main constituents are 67 per cent petroleum distillate, 21 per cent mineral oil and “10% non-hazardous ingredients”.

A blatant copy and paste by yours truly.
 
#14
The head of the Department of Sexology of the Zagreb Faculty of Philosophy Aleksandar Stulhofer..
Shouldn't that be Stufholer? TAXI!
 
#15
#18
Is that a pork injection from yourself?
 
#19
err, thanks I'll just scrub the affected part with Vim and a wire brush. Byeeee XXX
 
#20
Before booking your tickets, it is worth noting that the survey was conducted on the internet - and so half the Croatian women interviewed were probably bricklayers from Birmingham, and the other half were lying. Anyway, I can't see why all you guys get so excited by anal sex, unless you are queer - pussies are quite tight enough for My cock, thanks.
 

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