My brats are 8 and 5. They spend a lot of time doing feck all around the house staring at various different screens. I plan to take them on a 1 night exercise on the training area. I have bought an 80lb crossbow, I will conduct marksmanship training with them. I have a 3 man tent because they're soft as shite and worried about using a basher in case a fox gets them. I have some non alchoholic lager for them(they won't know), marshmellows, a 24hr rat pack each and enough water packed to keep them needing a piss every 5 minutes. It's important that this goes well because if the long haired genereal gets reports of a shit time being had then it will be the last time I get to bond with them without her coming along and being a fun sponge. So, my fellow Arrsers. Using your creative brains and witty fingers. What ideas / experiences do you have to make this a decent experience for me and the brats. As usual with my threads, NAAFI heads welcome but please slip the odd bit of serious advice in between the insults. I'd be grateful.