Planet of the Apes... coming true ?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Ciggie, Feb 15, 2011.

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  1. Anyone else noticed on recent tv news that Obama seems to possess the ears of a chimp, following on from his predecessor ? Could this be an alarming trend ?
  2. No. A monkey would do a better job of balancing the budget.
  3. The last time I had the misfortune to visit Deepcut, I fully expected to see a ragged and downtrodden Charlton Heston being dragged along in chains. The amount of big, black buck, silver backed non-swimmers based there is incredible. I believe extra accommodation blocks were built solely to house the Fijians locker-shaped heads.
  4. that really IS scary !

  5. And that was the female of the species, the males only come out at night!!
  6. His predecessor certainly had a likeness. Is this a huge Ape conspiracy? I think we should be told.

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  7. The apes analogy aside I worry about the too close resemblance to Alfred E. Neuman the two of them show:



    Clear signs of genetic experimentation by secret US agencies. We're doomed. Doomed Ah tell ye!
  8. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Michelle Obama supports Sunderland? Wow. I never knew that.
  9. Do they have monkey wrenches?