Plan to stop Jocks breeding.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by vvaannmmaann, Oct 5, 2009.

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  1. Auld-Yin

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  2. You mean you planted Cyclops among us? You evil swine.That must be against The Geneva Convention!
  3. It's actually just a cunning hoax designed to lull your womenfolk into a sense of complacency. Surely you've realised by now it's too late to stop us and the ginger gene has been well and truly inserted into your national DNA?
  4. I thought the explosion in STDs, esp chalmydia, would be doing this... on the cheap.
  5. "Cuddles - been breeding Jockanese insurgents since 1988"

    Amazingly, something like 1 in 9 gingers is actually resident in Scotland. However sadly the percentage of gingers worldwide is falling, due to the recessive gene. So if you care for Scotland and gingerness, sh4g a Paddy bird today and hopefully genetics will do it's thing!