Back in the youth of my life I was on the nest with the girlfriend of the time, and I pulled out my pole from her sopping flange and sprayed my man muck - some of which landed in her ear. I was all off 2 metres away as I has stood up at the end of the bed to "let her see my porridge gun in full firing display". She was laying there all oh yeah baby, and my first wad went straight at her face - nice shot, at which she turned her head to the left. Next shot soon followed and went right in her ear!!! She laughed about it later - having used a full tub of cotton buds to get the "evil butter" out.. So where have you gentlemen put your muck without trying... and ladies - have you been given a "salty wash surprise"!!