Places to take a girl to......??

Best place to take a young lady? Up the ronson - let her know the score from the early stages
To quote Lord Flasheart

"You should treat your wimmin like you treat your kite"

Anyway, mmmmmmmm, cinema ? Seal clubbing ?
Glesga_short_bloke said:
Best place to take a young lady? Up the ronson - let her know the score from the early stages
Oh that is sheer briliance :thumright: maybe she could teach him about the laws on buggery of 21 old law students!


War Hero
Heaven or Hell??

I'm sure that could vary slightly depending on your appraoch :p
_Artemis_ said:
Dare I suggest the theatre?
No you daren't. Burds don't deserve culture. They get 6 inches of the finest pork sword if they're lucky and they're grateful for it. Like it was in the good old days. We were poor then, but we were 'appy...


Have a night in with a fridge of beer,Take away,Cigs and watch porn sounds like a perfect night to me sure she will love it.
Go early for a pot noodle and a w.ank first on a park bench.... then build her up for the brown eye game of bullseye in your bedspace.. All law students love it up em, espically if they have them judge wig thingys, make sure she wears that too, for added effect! Theres no expense spared...

P.s make you get your love sausage up her bombay badboy it gives added effect, i.e make sure she eat a curry first, then bum her to death, so that she anally prolapses up your wall... its mint!

I wonder why i am single? :thumleft:


heres my two pence worth: try and be a bit different so shell remember it, how many times do you recon shes had blokes try and touch her up in the cinema? be thoughtful, she'll notice that and will appreciate the effort. Good luck bud

P.S regular readers of The NAAFI Bar will know that im a pup aged 18, so im prepared for incoming!


Anywhere that the ground is soft (easier for digging) and people dont walk there dogs (nothing says Murder faster than Great Dane with a rotting arm in its grid)


War Hero
Take her out to some secluded spot at night,where the light polution isn`t too bad, and sit hugging under the stars arghhhhhhhh!

after you score and forget to use protection (remember)your out in the middle of nowhere,so take the shovel from your boot`and beat the bejesus out of her!!!!!

hole dug!!

roll her up in the carpet you had lying about! and voilà!!!

job done,necklace/rings/piercings removed/fingers/and teeth hammer`d in!

and finally its another notch on your bedpost:):)

pickup another one!

isn`t that what disposable speed dating is?:)


You could save yourself the pressure and ask her where she would like to go. You can't fail to dissapoint her with your choice of greasy spoon cafe, or kebab shop that way.
Or any secluded, heavily wooded area, miles away from the nearest population and public footpaths should suffice.
I've had a little area just outside of Llanfyllin in mind for a few years now, just in case this kind of situation cropped up.

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