No you daren't. Burds don't deserve culture. They get 6 inches of the finest pork sword if they're lucky and they're grateful for it. Like it was in the good old days. We were poor then, but we were 'appy...
Go early for a pot noodle and a w.ank first on a park bench.... then build her up for the brown eye game of bullseye in your bedspace.. All law students love it up em, espically if they have them judge wig thingys, make sure she wears that too, for added effect! Theres no expense spared...
P.s make you get your love sausage up her bombay badboy it gives added effect, i.e make sure she eat a curry first, then bum her to death, so that she anally prolapses up your wall... its mint!
heres my two pence worth: try and be a bit different so shell remember it, how many times do you recon shes had blokes try and touch her up in the cinema? be thoughtful, she'll notice that and will appreciate the effort. Good luck bud
P.S regular readers of The NAAFI Bar will know that im a pup aged 18, so im prepared for incoming!
You could save yourself the pressure and ask her where she would like to go. You can't fail to dissapoint her with your choice of greasy spoon cafe, or kebab shop that way.
Or any secluded, heavily wooded area, miles away from the nearest population and public footpaths should suffice.
I've had a little area just outside of Llanfyllin in mind for a few years now, just in case this kind of situation cropped up.