places to go to trap booords & chances of scoring on the waz

#1
I was just wondering where people can recommend to go in UK to pull c0ck Mad birds- not the feathered variety and good places on the sauce.

My list that i have thoughly enjoyed was as follows:

Edinburgh
London
Plymouth
Newcastle
Nottingham
Northampton

If anybody has citys and locations to go to, i would be appreciative of i.e the name of the drinking hole which is full of the aforementioned fanny fest and what night to go on. As in the near future i have some considerable leave to use. I would be greatful if fellow arrrsers could share the int so we can all have a slice of the action to mow some lawn. It nice to tell blarts to get thier rats out, and they wont bat an eyelid and just go back thier for lots of fookfests.... i would be greatful of places shared. Not really interested in garrison pubs full of trouts and squaddies - as if i wanted that i would go down the naffi...........
 

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#2
Try:

Rear Party. I am sure you will get a fulsome welcome there :plotting:
 
#4
Not being a pad or wanting to be one i dont think ill bother. thanks but no thanks......... hence why i was asking
 
#5
You can't beat Swansea or Cardiff. Both are cracking nights out and both are teeming with slappers.

Trapping in Blackpool is like shooting fish in a barrel although quality depends on the amount of alcohol consumed in all fairness.

I rate Yeovil quite high as well when it comes to pulling slappers. :D
 
#6
Bangor,NI.
Spilling out time at Charlie Heggartys bar up High Street,All the Para's from Palace drunk there,even tho Bangor was OOB at the time!
 
#7
Whitley Bay the alternative to the french riviera
 
#8
banger ni,,think it was called the helmsman in my day...cleared place once one of our guys dropped his pistol on the dance floor,,,that was a quick exit....
 
#9
pupgreen said:
banger ni,,think it was called the helmsman in my day...cleared place once one of our guys dropped his pistol on the dance floor,,,that was a quick exit....
Quite right pup.
It was the Helmsman before it became Charlie's.Still a dive tho but the one redeeming feature was the off licence at the front.Saved a trip halfway up main street! Then it was bought out by the brothers that own Jenny Watts & a few other pubs & now it's the BoomBoom Rooms!
RUC stopped a car up Grays hill once when the Para's were the RIC at Palace.In the boot was a couple of AK's.They were going to wait till chucking out time & open fire!
 
#11
the_matelot said:
I rate Yeovil quite high as well when it comes to pulling slappers. :D
Only drama being that they all have an extra toe and are descended from the same set of parents.
 
#12
Praetorian said:
the_matelot said:
I rate Yeovil quite high as well when it comes to pulling slappers. :D
Only drama being that they all have an extra toe and are descended from the same set of parents.
Drama? Sounds awesome - think of the footw*nk they could give
 
#13
bitterandtwisted said:
I was just wondering where people can recommend to go in UK to pull c0ck Mad birds- not the feathered variety and good places on the sauce.

My list that i have thoughly enjoyed was as follows:

Edinburgh
London
Plymouth
Newcastle
Nottingham
Northampton

If anybody has citys and locations to go to, i would be appreciative of i.e the name of the drinking hole which is full of the aforementioned fanny fest and what night to go on. As in the near future i have some considerable leave to use. I would be greatful if fellow arrrsers could share the int so we can all have a slice of the action to mow some lawn. It nice to tell blarts to get thier rats out, and they wont bat an eyelid and just go back thier for lots of fookfests.... i would be greatful of places shared. Not really interested in garrison pubs full of trouts and squaddies - as if i wanted that i would go down the naffi...........

TUT @ you theres not even a sniff of a mention of Scouse Burds on there, and they are the creme de la creme of slappers haha
 
#15
Praetorian said:
the_matelot said:
I rate Yeovil quite high as well when it comes to pulling slappers. :D
Only drama being that they all have an extra toe and are descended from the same set of parents.
Like Bristol then??
 
#17
tattooedlady said:
the_matelot said:
Like Bristol then??
I thought there were areas of Wiltshire that were like that
There certainly are. They still point at cars where I am and I've seen more than one pickup with spotlights and a load of pointyheads in the back. ;)

I hear that there's a banjo factory in Devizes as well but I've near dared venture near it!
 
#19
Praetorian said:
A banjo factory?

Surely you Jest?
I'm too scared to go near it to find out whether it's fact or myth. The locals can be quite intimidating and scary!
 

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