Place Your Bets: Death is the Dealer

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Rocketeer, Aug 30, 2009.

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  1. Apparently, I died last year. Odd, the wife didn't mention it.
  2. So the cart will be needed after all. :lol:
  3. I wasn't shot, though. I'm sure i would have noticed.

    Besides, winter wasn't that cold last year...
  4. I died just after my birthday last year. So I suppose it doesnt matter what i do now! Rum, cocaine and teenage hookers for tea I think! I was only going to have rum
  5. I didn't notice when I wasn't shot either.

    I'll hold the cart.
  6. Tropper66 DID notice when he got shot,
    But I don't think he's mentioned it.
  7. In a strange twist, I didnt notice when I shot myself, was bloody cold though.
  8. That's the cold winter nights in Belfast for you.
  9. Oi feckin told yar,next thursday oi said,unless you still got that mallet,then it will be fourpence free farvings matey :)
  10. I only knew it was cold because my mum had passed me a note with my name on it reminding me to wear my gloves, on account of it being cold.
  11. Give it time.