Pizza box and a sock?

Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by shortstack, Jan 7, 2011.

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  1. "Hi Joanna..... ohh that looks nice. Can I have a slice ?"

    Over my dead body !

    Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Come on, stop fucking about Joanna, it's your landlord.

    shamelessly stolen from sickipedia but amused my simple brain anyway.
  2. Am I the only one thinking... Heather Mills?
  3. I couldn't leave the sock, Maddie wanted something to play with.