Pixie Lott

#2
Given the time of morning you started the thread I hope you had the decency to knock one out over her picture, I know I did!
 
#6
I'd prefer her sisters Fucka and Sucka.
 
#7
If she asked nicely and looked keen enough....

I'd probably smash her back doors in, and let her lick my knob clean.
 
#9
She'd have to say please, and be dressed very nicely. At the end she'd have to say thank you.

Or Kei$ha?
 
#11
She's useless in the sack and she farts and snores. Not a pleasant experience at all.
 
#12
I take it she is so me kind of 'singer du jour'? for the mindless set. All faux street trash image and augmented/computer enhanced voice engineered to flog records or downloads or whathaveyou methods of purveying 'pop/rock forgettable 'tunes'.

A total waste of time and not worth a moment's attention - I would, of course, - but that's not the point.
 
#17
Have you seen the photo of her first thing in the morning with no slap and a face full of zits, you'd think again!
Who cares? By the morning I'd have dropped her in a stream in a rolled up carpet anyway!
 
#18
Who cares? By the morning I'd have dropped her in a stream in a rolled up carpet anyway!
Of course you would.

In reality, you'd be pimping her arse for £20 a time. Look..you need a finance manager, give me a bell.
 

maguire

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#19
pfffft. not while Shirley is still about.
 

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