Pistol/sex aid an easy mistake to make!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by vvaannmmaann, Nov 24, 2012.

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  1. Dildoes arrest dick for having vibrator.
  2. Thesre are not enough WTFs in the world, for me to comment on this.
  3. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    To be fair if all that plod could see was the light reflecting off a long(ish) silver object, and agitated twat was shouting that he had a gun, I for one wouldn't shout too loudly when they gave him a severe talking to.
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  4. Hes lucky they didn't mistake it for a white stick/Samurai sword.
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  5. Speaking at the time of the incident, a neighbour said: “I think this is what you might call a classic cock-up.

    <double facepalm>

  6. He should have waved a chair leg about instead!
    I mean ..what could go wrong?
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  7. He should have got an extra 18 months for having tattoos on his face.
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  8. To be totally honest I went to most armed shouts expecting it to be a dildo rather than a gun and would just try and get their battreries off them, wonder why they looked at me funny
    At least it's funnier than being drunk with a table leg in a bag and being too stupid to put it down
  9. Could have been much worse if he'd had a Brazilian accent.
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  10. I bet booking it into the property store as evidence was fun.

    Exhibit AB/01 - A silver dildo/big weapon.

    I bet the storage guys had a fright upon finding it laying on the shelf :applaud:
  11. I bet the cops got a real buzz out of that.
  12. Vickers HMG or GPMG? And people say our police force are too soft...
  13. Mmmmhhhh......five years.....


    .......quite right......a year in prison costs between 40,000 and 89,000 pounds depending on the nick and each new bedspace costs 119,000, but the public need to be protected from dildo weilding scum at any price.......afterall he could have had someone's eye out with that!