Pissing in the Shower

What's the reason for pissing in the shower?

  • I just prefer it

    Votes: 31 15.5%
  • Saves time

    Votes: 100 50.0%
  • The toilet is occupied and the sink is full of dishes

    Votes: 8 4.0%
  • I can't reach the sink to piss in it

    Votes: 14 7.0%
  • I'm incontinent and so have no choice where or when I piss

    Votes: 6 3.0%
  • I dislike the shower's owner/someone I share it with and I know they wouldn't approve

    Votes: 3 1.5%
  • Because shitting in it would clog the drain

    Votes: 29 14.5%
  • Bear Grylls said it would toughen my feet

    Votes: 17 8.5%
  • I don't piss in the shower

    Votes: 18 9.0%

  • Total voters
    200
#1
OK, so we've all done it - and if you haven't, what the fuck are you doing in the NAAFI? - but what is the main reason?
 
#3
It's closer than the sink
 
#5
Showers are just inverted bidets.
 
#8
Actually I usually pissed in the shower cos it was sluggys shower.
But don't tell her
 

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#10
It's more of a natural reaction for me...

Shower on, ease springs.

I just make sure I have a shit at the appropriate time (i.e. during working hours) to avoid too many 'glands' easing.
 
#11
Does it matter if the water is turned on or not?
 
#12
David is on the right track, Shit at work - bog roll is expensive you know and multiple flushes to get rid of floaters cost money when you are on a meter! Piss in the shower saves money on flushing too and, frankly, where is the downside? Its not like your shower drain goes to a different place than the bog flush and it is rinsed away in real time.
 
#13
i read a thing in zoo or nuts or something a few years ago that said 8/10 blokes piss in the shower and thought this was ridiculous, after mentioning this to my mates (well, colleagues and acquaintances) it turned out i was the only one who didnt. feeling like i was missing out i started pissing in the showers at the gym. i particularly like pissing on the feet of whoevers in the stall next to me.
 
#14
It's Frenchmen who are thoroughly disgusting. They do their No 2s in the shower and push the bits down the hole with their toes.
 
#15
CP, you think the French are bad, the Argentinians shit in the shower and dont bother to push it down the hole with their toes!
 
#17
I don't do it very often. The piss goes in me wellies.
 
#19
If the bathroom is in use by the wife or daughter and I need to piss then I go outside and piss in the garden. Marking my territory at the same time!
 
#20
I find that being surrounded by warm water is soothing and comforting and it is a natural and pleasant feeling to pee in the shower. Unfortunately, my local swimming pool also has nice warm water.
 

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