Pissing in the Shower

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Mattb, Apr 23, 2012.

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  1. I just prefer it

    31 vote(s)
    15.5%
  2. Saves time

    100 vote(s)
    50.0%
  3. The toilet is occupied and the sink is full of dishes

    8 vote(s)
    4.0%
  4. I can't reach the sink to piss in it

    14 vote(s)
    7.0%
  5. I'm incontinent and so have no choice where or when I piss

    6 vote(s)
    3.0%
  6. I dislike the shower's owner/someone I share it with and I know they wouldn't approve

    3 vote(s)
    1.5%
  7. Because shitting in it would clog the drain

    29 vote(s)
    14.5%
  8. Bear Grylls said it would toughen my feet

    17 vote(s)
    8.5%
  9. I don't piss in the shower

    18 vote(s)
    9.0%
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  1. OK, so we've all done it - and if you haven't, what the fuck are you doing in the NAAFI? - but what is the main reason?
     
  2. Because I can.
     
  3. It's closer than the sink
     
  4. Cos it was in your shower.
     
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  5. Showers are just inverted bidets.
     
  6. It's good for the feet.
     
  7. Do you piss in the Bidet too?
     
  8. Actually I usually pissed in the shower cos it was sluggys shower.
    But don't tell her
     
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  9. Did someone mention how they liked golden showers? Good, just me then.
     
  10. TheresaMay

    TheresaMay LE Moderator DirtyBAT

    It's more of a natural reaction for me...

    Shower on, ease springs.

    I just make sure I have a shit at the appropriate time (i.e. during working hours) to avoid too many 'glands' easing.
     
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  11. Does it matter if the water is turned on or not?
     
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  12. David is on the right track, Shit at work - bog roll is expensive you know and multiple flushes to get rid of floaters cost money when you are on a meter! Piss in the shower saves money on flushing too and, frankly, where is the downside? Its not like your shower drain goes to a different place than the bog flush and it is rinsed away in real time.
     
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  13. i read a thing in zoo or nuts or something a few years ago that said 8/10 blokes piss in the shower and thought this was ridiculous, after mentioning this to my mates (well, colleagues and acquaintances) it turned out i was the only one who didnt. feeling like i was missing out i started pissing in the showers at the gym. i particularly like pissing on the feet of whoevers in the stall next to me.
     
  14. It's Frenchmen who are thoroughly disgusting. They do their No 2s in the shower and push the bits down the hole with their toes.
     
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  15. CP, you think the French are bad, the Argentinians shit in the shower and dont bother to push it down the hole with their toes!