Pissing in lockers!?

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  1. Is pissing in your mate's locker just a squaddie trait or do civvies do it too?
     
  2. Arrse-onanist, can't help, don't know any.
     
  3. Oh it's not the pervert who get's off on people pissing on things again is it? FUCK OFF
     
  4. Rmn's do it, so do prison ocifers
     
  5. Yes.
    tentwattingfuckingshaggingletters
     
  6. piss off, sorry you'd enjoy that...
     
  7. I find shitting through the little slats often causes back up and smears all over my cheeks. Wanking on buses is a slightly better pass time.
    And I'm a civilian.
     
  8. Pre-requisite for promotion to SSGT in the RE
     
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  9. I believe pissing in your own locker whilst beered up is SOP
     
  10. I like to masterbate in bushes at my local park, whilst watching young women. They can't see me, but I can see them.
     
  11. There's no room for piss in mine, it's got a Land Rover sized TV in it, along with Western's mummified corpse.
     
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  12. never pissed in a mates locker, considerd bad form in the REME. I did however spaff into a mates S10 once*

    * when i say mate, i actually mean me. I'm a colossal pervert
     
  13. I like to use 2 pillows and a sock to knock one off, find one of your mates socks and give it the full fury and really shoot your load, and THAN put it back into his kit :)
     
  14. My Grandad started to.He died two weeks later.
     
  15. Seemed to be a pads thing after a Sqn do dirty bastards.