Pissed up wimmin

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by CQMS, Dec 21, 2008.

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  1. Some braniac has decided that pissed up birds shag.

    linky

    How much did they waste on this one?
     
  2. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    Can someone please force feed the bird in the article 10 pints and send her round to my gaff.
     
  3. So my rohypnol wasn't needed........
     
  4. Works for me, just add alcohol

    'Course, not generalising at all 8)
     
  5. I like to catch 'em just as they are finishing their seventh pint. :wink:
     
  6. Guys, OPSEC for fcuks sake!

    Loose lips sink ships and all that!
     
  7. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    The hulking 'ships' you are talking about 'go down' with no need for encouragement I'll wager.
     
  8. And that "research" doesn't mention that alcohol makes some .... " DELETED
    Self deleted for male Opsec and Persec and also dragged off the PC by mysterious blokes that came from nowhere.
     
  9. Sorry, alcohol is absolutely ineffective against women. Official. I was just talking bollerks and reading FHM , honest. (Are they all in bed?)
     
  10. So, you didn't pull last night, then, Tremaine?

    Litotes
     
  11. I advise you all not to try this with the birds from the RBL Cardiff office, at least they where kind enough to throw my paraletic corps into a taxi,before they went on to another club
     
  12. "Whether or not any damage or deficits are permanent is hard to tell at this point," Dr Oinonen added.

    Good to know that the study is, in fact, true and the reason behind why people who look like this [​IMG]
    actually manage to EVER get laid...

    :x
     


  13. well he was on good form on fri night....and there was a fair few maidens enjoying his 'entertainment'!!!!
     
  14. But my wife doesn't drink! What gives? :?
     
  15. [​IMG]

    This man is a picture of health.

    He is rehydrating with plenty of water.

    The lemon is full of Vitamin C for healthy bones, teeth and hair. See how thick and lustrous his hair is.

    The ciggy is vegetable fibre, and thats always good for you.

    His eyes are just a bit red because he has spot of hayfever after taking a brisk and refreshing 45 minute walk (aerobic activity) in the countryside.

    Nothing to worrry about. Fighting fit!