pissed up jock offering you the choice

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  1. pissed up jock offering you the choice between his bar bill or your hospital bill!
    Rabby Razors from 16 regt RA used to stand by the Battery Bar asking NIGS if they were looking at his scars.
    His nickname was carpet face because everybody used to walk over it, when he went for a piss the entire bar used to empty and jump out of the windows to head for the taxi rank so that he wouldnt tag along.
    He used to get the chogies to make him a suit and fall asleep the night before he flew out on leave only to piss himself during the night.
  2. Taxi please.

    Where to?

    The arrsehole and make it quick!