pissed missus.

#1
don't know if this one has been told before, so my apologies if it has.
got emailed this today, an it made me laugh. loudly.

The missus came home steaming drunk last night.
"You up for some role play action, babe?" she asked with a wink.
"Not really," I replied.
"Oh, come on," she said. "We can act out ANY scene, from ANY film you want."
Walking over to her with a huge smile on my face, I noticed her expression change. She had realised her mistake, however it was too late. Where I had previously seen arousal in her eyes, I now saw only blind terror...

As I shouted, "THIS... IS... SPARTA!" and kicked her down the stairs.
 
#2
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#4
I haven't seen it, but I'm told that '300' denotes its gayness rating on a scale of 0 - 10. Anyone able to elaborate, or even explain?
 
#5
I haven't seen it, but I'm told that '300' denotes its gayness rating on a scale of 0 - 10. Anyone able to elaborate, or even explain?
Fair comment!

Unless you have a Leena fettish don't bother!
 

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