pissed missus.

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by bagedntaged, Sep 22, 2011.

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  1. don't know if this one has been told before, so my apologies if it has.
    got emailed this today, an it made me laugh. loudly.

    The missus came home steaming drunk last night.
    "You up for some role play action, babe?" she asked with a wink.
    "Not really," I replied.
    "Oh, come on," she said. "We can act out ANY scene, from ANY film you want."
    Walking over to her with a huge smile on my face, I noticed her expression change. She had realised her mistake, however it was too late. Where I had previously seen arousal in her eyes, I now saw only blind terror...

    As I shouted, "THIS... IS... SPARTA!" and kicked her down the stairs.
  2. HHH

    HHH LE

  3. Crap reference to "300" where they chuck the Persian Ambassabor off a cliff (or something).

    Crap joke about a crap film. Leena Headey's tits were the only redeeming feature of the whole flick!
  4. I haven't seen it, but I'm told that '300' denotes its gayness rating on a scale of 0 - 10. Anyone able to elaborate, or even explain?
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  5. Fair comment!

    Unless you have a Leena fettish don't bother!
  6. What tits? Tramp stamps too, eugh!
  7. lena-headey_19.jpg
    We shall agree to differ on this point!:)
  8. Sorry, crude of me, didn't mean to slight your dream girl.

    Edit; like I'd say no!
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  9. You must concur that her tits are very pointy.
  10. She would indeed be welcome to trace patterns on my shoulderblades.
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  11. Well, me and the missus thought it was funny
  12. Maybe if I read it pissed it'll be funny !
  13. I enjoyed 300
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  14. For any particular reason?