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I know. I drove it once, to drive to Wembley and back, on the premise nobody was going to nick it while it was parked up :D

Never again.
 
Our local gym queens always park like bellends, even when the large car park on the other side of the road is free...

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Our local gym queens always park like bellends, even when the large car park on the other side of the road is free...

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Yep, going to the gym, but too idle to walk a few extra yards (are we allowed to say yards already, is it too early?).
 

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Nope, I've got a Toyota Yaris and this thread is the first time I've ever heard of depressing the clutch prior to starting.
I did say guessing. Thanks for the correction though. Your milage is a bit shit though.
 
Who do you complain to about bad parking, the police or the council ?

There's this stupid twat on my estate, parks right in the middle of a T- junction, bloody dangerous.
 
I love my Yaris, gets me from A to B with no hassle and 42 mpg makes me happy.
I swapped my Yaris for an Auris estate - the Yaris had 6 gears and every single one was exactly the wrong ratio for whatever I wanted. I was always changing bloody gear!
 
I swapped my Yaris for an Auris estate - the Yaris had 6 gears and every single one was exactly the wrong ratio for whatever I wanted. I was always changing bloody gear!
I think that pretty much sums up my experience of the Yaris. That and the 'hair trigger' throttle and weird clutch bite point.
 
I think that pretty much sums up my experience of the Yaris. That and the 'hair trigger' throttle and weird clutch bite point.
I had a Yaris saloon when I lived in Florida. Worst car I've ever owned. Back to the dealer twice in 3 months for various faults. One more and they'd have to buy it back, they were saved by a deputy sheriff parking his cruiser into the side of it at speed while doing an illegal manoeuvre getting back to the sub-station on US19. Unfortunately I was driving it at the time. Written off then.

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I swapped my Yaris for an Auris estate - the Yaris had 6 gears and every single one was exactly the wrong ratio for whatever I wanted. I was always changing bloody gear!
I think that pretty much sums up my experience of the Yaris. That and the 'hair trigger' throttle and weird clutch bite point.
Clearly you two just don't know how to drive! :p
 
Who do you complain to about bad parking, the police or the council ?

There's this stupid twat on my estate, parks right in the middle of a T- junction, bloody dangerous.
It's usually a council issue, best bet is to check your council and police websites.
 
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