Luckily "www.parklikeacunt.com" already exists!
Problem is car park spaces are very small and cars get larger. I park in the furthest space from a supermarket as people tend to park close and damage cars.
Taking up two spaces could be a way to avoid getting a car scratched.
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i just park next to the cnuts that straddle lines leaving same amount of room as they would have had if parked properly inconsiderate twats that they are
not piss poor but parking related. At my old uni where a space was harder to get than a nun in a chastity belt.