Pished Off

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by brummieboy1, Dec 19, 2009.

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  1. Its me birthday today, I'm 74, the wifes gone to work and I'm home alone.

    Too feckin cold to go out, no drink in the house (plenty of baccy though) and I'm at a loss to know what to do. I'd have a w*nk if I could remember how to do it.

    Surely there must be something I can amuse (abuse?) meself with.

    Have I mentioned before that my number started 2302 :D
  2. happy birthday mate
  3. Happy Birthday, I would say have a good one but then again it dosent sound that good.
  4. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Happy birthday you old fecker. :D

    I hope that I am still around at 74 to annoy the young blades on Arrse (more so than I do now :lol: )
  5. Have you forgotten what you have stashed in the cellar?

    Happy Birthday!
  6. Lazy bugger, get your arrse down to Lidl and buy a crate of the cheapest wee-beer and stop moaning. :roll: Drink to old pals, current friends and dirty whores. 74, that's not old at all.

    But don't be Pished off, be Pished up!!

    PS. Happy Birthday :D
  7. Same Birthdays eh?, well i'm 46 today and so far over the hill I can see the next county!

    If I knew what I know now i'd not become addicted to Herforder and Wobbly....;)

    But now i'm at the point where i've lived in York so long my body has built up a tolerance to Sam Smith's and I can now drink ultra cheap beer without getting a pre-hangover or turning into a complete Bast*rd... :twisted:
  8. :wink: Deep joy pal :wink:

    failing her who else do you know :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
  9. happy birthday mate. Try tuning into the free ten minutes of porn on Sky - might enable youe wanking spanner again!
  10. Happy Birthday, Brummieboy1, get yourself down to the Legion and tell them about days of yore! :)
  11. My wife sends her Best Wishes!

  12. It's my birthday from today till 14th Feb :wink:
  13. Happy Birthday BB & BGJ :D
    Put some music on very loud and flick the lights on and off quickly and pretend you are out on the town :wink:
  14. Why not sit in a smelly chair in the corner and dribble whilst pishing yourself every now and again, or did you want to do something different today? ;)

    Happy Birthday Brummie
  15. Come on Brummie Boy, cheer up. You only have a year on me and I still give things a bit of a nudge.

    I have a boat, a couple of good fishing mates and some obliging older ladies with time on their hands..........let her rip, God has us both in his sights.

    PS, as a former National Serviceman, you have to keep on for a few more years in order to get your NDM. :D

    PPS, you have a better number than mine......I was 23479***. Feckin favouritism I call it. :

    PPPS, Oh yes, Happy birthday.