Pirates? Like, cool, Man!

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Whiskybreath, Nov 28, 2012.

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  1. Sounds great fun. Any vacancies?
  2. Do that ******* chinstrap up!
  3. And get those ******* fingers outside the trigger guards.

    Sorry, can't help myself. It's a sort of retired-Warrant Officer's Tourettes i've got.
  4. We know. You had it when you were a local Lance-Jack too. Your nocturnal ejaculations kept all of Block 6A awake.
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  5. They're diurnal as well now.
  6. I feel your pain. My aged, blind and deaf Jack Russell suffers from that now too. I spend much of the day mopping up after the bugger. Dettol, Flash and Cilit Bang are my friends.

    Still, I'm taking him to the vet next week for a Love Injection. You got your appointment?