Pirates attack warship by mistake

#2
It doesn't boat well for the pirates now!
 
#3
In a similar vein to the story where the drunk chavs attacked the two cage fighters, brilliant! :)
 
#4
It must be the first time in along while someone surrendered to the froggies. I'm supprised they did not surrender!

stilts
 
#5
STILTS said:
It must be the first time in along while someone surrendered to the froggies. I'm supprised they did not surrender!

stilts
Ah Jesus I thought those French surrender jokes were done and dusted in 2003...I just can't laugh at them anymore (if I ever did anyway) since those 10 French paras were killed :(

I know it's supposed to be a joke but I think we can find more fertile areas of humour to mine.

/Lecture mode off
 
#7
STILTS said:
It must be the first time in along while someone surrendered to the froggies. I'm supprised they did not surrender!

stilts
Thats prize coming from us :wink:
 
#8
Had it been the RN, The pirates would have made off with a fat bird and a number of IPOds and sold the ship on EBay!
 
#9
petergriffen said:
STILTS said:
It must be the first time in along while someone surrendered to the froggies. I'm supprised they did not surrender!

stilts
Ah Jesus I thought those French surrender jokes were done and dusted in 2003...I just can't laugh at them anymore (if I ever did anyway) since those 10 French paras were killed :(

I know it's supposed to be a joke but I think we can find more fertile areas of humour to mine.

/Lecture mode off
Nah, there's generations of mileage in it yet.
 
#10
BBC News said:
A group of Somali pirates has been captured after attacking a French navy ship by mistake, apparently thinking it was a harmless cargo vessel.
Well at least the Pirates found out it was harmless first.
 
#12
Easy mistake to make!

Thinking the French are harmless!!!!!!!!!!!
 
#13
"A group of Somali pirates has been captured after attacking a French navy ship by mistake, apparently thinking it was a harmless cargo vessel. "

Anyone heard of Q-ships? Might be an idea.
 
#15
It said they dumped their weapons over the side. The French or the pirates........?
 
#17
I'm suprised the lot of them never fell into the sea, knocked out of their craft by waves just before boarding parties could get to them... Shame!
 

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#18
Pirate 1: "Hey Abdul, der's a bort - let's hit it!"

Pirate 2: bam bam, badda badda boom

Pirate 1: "Waddat dey doin on de bort?

Pirate 2: "Dunno, look like dem wavin sumting - is it a gun?"

Pirate 1: "Wadda white flag mean?"
 
#19
Pirate 1... I thought it was supposed to be a British ship.

Pirate 2... Well thats the asylum out the window and i do believe they've shut down the Jungle as well.

French Sailor... qu'est-ce que tu fais?. (what are you doing)

Pirate 1... on est comme pêche. (we are just fishing)
 
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