PIPPA

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  1. Just blagued this off a news site, ho'd have believed it

    Pippa Middleton has hailed her sessions as a "weekly necessity".

    The 27-year-old brunette - who showcased her enviable physique at last month's royal wedding between her sister Kate Middleton and Britain's Prince William - has revealed the secret behind her stunning figure is regular sessions at a film studio near her West London apartment.

    In a testimonial on the unnamed porn centre's website, she wrote: "From breathing techniques, muscle toning to overall flexibility and relaxation, my sessions there have become something of a weekly necessity that keeps me fit, happy and energised."

    Pippa - who has become an internet sensation following her international debut at the royal nuptials and even has a Facebook group with tens of thousands of members celebrating her arse - admitted the routines have also been a "wonderful escape" from her "busy lifestyle" in London.

    She added: "As someone who is always on the go, porn has been a wonderful escape from my busy lifestyle in London. Whether it's 7am in the morning or 7pm at night I always leave feeling calm, refreshed and invigorated.

    "Over the past few months I have noticed a huge difference in my core strength and posture and couldn't recommend Gerry Helmut, more highly as an instructor."
     
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  2. Pilates ? Porn ? WTF
     
  3. im a slow typer
     
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  4. I was in Esher over the weekend with mates. Some artist called "Don" has cashed in on Pippa.

    DON Artworks for Sale

    There was another piece in the window, that's not shown on the website, but it looks a bit like the rear painting of Pippa, but an upskirt shot. Gutted that I can't find it anywhere.
     
  5. Here's the photo I took on my phone
     

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