Pippa Middleton offered a role in porn

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by MostlyHarmless, May 9, 2011.

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  1. That's the firm that gave Montana Fisburne the big payday. Let's hope Pippa has fewer spots on her much-lauded arrse than Ms Fisburne.
     
  2. My arse has less spots and hair on it than that thing did!
     
  3. She has already done a porn scene.................at least in my twisted dreams she has
     
  4. Could be. Although I think the gap in her teeth is inherited from her Dad, rather than as a result of wurst-gobbling.
     
  5. I'd happily wear Pippa as my condom whilst giving one to Anne "bigbouncyveinymilkytitties" Widdecombe
     
  6. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    Thanks for that image.

    I'm now going to take a brillo pad and bleach to my mind.