Pippa gets a job at Waitrose!

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  1. Unless she's going to show her food being spread across and shoved up her tidy little arse then who really gives a shit?
     
  2. A naked cook off with Nigella looms. Pippa does her Rump Steak and Nigella prepares a Breast Surprise. I'll bring the olive oil.

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  3. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    I do a tidy fricassee with a bit of jus on the side.
     
  4. I'd rather have beans on toast with Hugh.
     
  5. Huzzah!!

    Posh Totty gets Non Job.

    Undoubtedly there will a fairly eye-watering stipend to focus her mind on recipes such as pie, beans and chips and quails eggs on toasted, organic tofu.
     
  6. As her book on party tips was such an outstanding success, perhaps all her recipes will follow suit . . ?

    Quick simple things like . . . toast (yummy if done on both sides too)
    A sandwich (toasted and non-toasted, just don't toast the non-toasted one).
    Microwave beans (be careful as you remove them from the microwave as they'll be hot!)
     
  7. I read the title as Pippa gets a job as a waitress - was off down to the local greasy spoon before I realised my error
     
  8. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Daily fucking Mail. Enough already..jpg
     
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