Cut working hours from 8-10 and 2-5 and wear shorts 'cos it's too hot and it's Iraq 'n' everyfing'
Bless. No no, it's alright, we'll do it all for you, shall we?
Oh, and get left behind for a month in UQ stagging on while the rest of your regt goes home (I felt for you fellers, I really did). In all fairness, the level of pish-take necessary depends on the squadron.