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A man went into a pub and said to the barman

"Pint of best please."

The barman said, "That'll be 5 pence please"

The man was amazed at the cheapness and asked for the bar menu. He selected T-bone steak and chips,

The bar man said, "That'll be 25 pence."

"That's fantastic!" said the man, "Can I speak to the landlord, I'd like to congratulate him on his prices!"

"No," the barman replied, "He's upstairs with my wife."

"What's he doing with your wife?" asked the man.

The barman replied "The same as I am doing to his business down here!"

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