Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by woodliffe, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Man comes home to find his 17yr old daughter playing with a pink dildo. " what the f..k are you doing" he shouts " well you wont let me have a boyfriend so this is my substitute" she explains. The next night the daughter comes home to find her dad with the pink dildo up his arse drinking a can of beer "what the f..k are you doing" she shouts, he replys "havin a beer with ya boyfriend" :?