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Ping Pong balls - urban myth or not?

#1
In order to 'butch up' the NAAFI I feel in necessary to ask the question....

Has anybody actually seen a woman shoot a ping pong ball out of her pink sock?

We've all heard the stories but can anyone actually verify it......
 
#3
Saw it in Thailand. The 'lady' was aiming for a goldfish bowl about 5 ft away. My missus reckons it's all in the muscle action !?!?
She tried it, but only once. Haven't played ping pong since....
 

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LE
Kit Reviewer
#4
chemystery said:
In order to 'butch up' the NAAFI I feel in necessary to ask the question....

Has anybody actually seen a woman shoot a ping pong ball out of her pink sock?

We've all heard the stories but can anyone actually verify it......
Fcuking oath !
And catch them again.



The worrying part of your post is this feeling that you want to 'butch up.'

Gone off the silk shirts & queggy scarves and want to try the hardhat & toolbelt image ?
 
#6
Nevermind pingpong balls, you've all seen the one with the miniature american 'football', haven't you? And what about the Thai/Jap bird and the eels....
 
#7
chemystery said:
In order to 'butch up' the NAAFI I feel in necessary to ask the question....

Has anybody actually seen a woman shoot a ping pong ball out of her pink sock?

We've all heard the stories but can anyone actually verify it......
Anyone who has frequented certain "nightclubs" in Hamburg will testify that it can be done. Personally I never witnessed such acts as i was too shy to go into such places :wink:
I think i've still got the table tennis ball somewhere! :biggrin:
 
#8
chemystery

That makes 3 topics posted by you on the generic subject of women's gashes. What's your issue?

Have you even seen one, up close, in the flesh, or do you get your rocks off over the lingerie and underwear pages of your mum's Grattan catalogue?
 
#10
Ozgerbobble said:
chemystery

That makes 3 topics posted by you on the generic subject of women's gashes. What's your issue?

Have you even seen one, up close, in the flesh, or do you get your rocks off over the lingerie and underwear pages of your mum's Grattan catalogue?
To answer, in order :-
yes, yes, no and yes....twice.

What can I say I'm a man obsessed.....at least I'm not posting about a perry winkler....today!
 
#12
Lynx deodorant can (very popular!), roll-on deodorant, wine bottle, chocolate biscuit (melted), knickers, bedknob.
Anybody tried mobile phones?
 
#13
chemystery said:
This thread seems to be developing....

So what is the most bizarre object seen escaping from the ever loved silk purse...
A snake, in a club in Pattaya. The girl said to me and the ex afterwards that the owner wanted her to try a baby croc, but she told him to Feck Off!
 

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LE
Kit Reviewer
#16
chemystery said:
Ozgerbobble said:
chemystery

That makes 3 topics posted by you on the generic subject of women's gashes. What's your issue?

Have you even seen one, up close, in the flesh, or do you get your rocks off over the lingerie and underwear pages of your mum's Grattan catalogue?
To answer, in order :-
yes, yes, no and yes....twice.

What can I say I'm a man obsessed.....at least I'm not posting about a perry winkler....today!
Shouldn't you be at school ?
 
#17
Cutaway said:
chemystery said:
Ozgerbobble said:
chemystery

That makes 3 topics posted by you on the generic subject of women's gashes. What's your issue?

Have you even seen one, up close, in the flesh, or do you get your rocks off over the lingerie and underwear pages of your mum's Grattan catalogue?
To answer, in order :-
yes, yes, no and yes....twice.

What can I say I'm a man obsessed.....at least I'm not posting about a perry winkler....today!
Shouldn't you be at school ?
I wish...maybe then I'd still have my hair!
 
#18
Anyone whos been to the Banana Bar in Amsterdam will tell you firing ping pong balls out of a wizards sleeve can be done (and they're quite hard to catch, all greasy).
 

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