Pinched

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  1. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    > > A train hits a busload of catholic school girls and they all
    > > perish..
    They
    > > all
    > > wind up in Heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter.
    > >
    > > St. Peter asks the first girl, "Karen, have you ever had any contact
    with
    > a
    > > pe*is?"
    > >
    > > She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one
    > > with
    > the
    > > tip of my finger." St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger
    > > in
    The
    > > Holy
    > > Water and pass through the gate"
    > >
    > > St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Karina have you
    > > ever
    had
    > > any
    > > contact with a pe*nis?"
    > >
    > > The girl is a little reluctant but replie! s, "Well once I fondled
    > > and stroked one." St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in The
    > > Holy Water and pass through the gate."
    > >
    > > All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls,
    > > one
    girl
    > > is
    > > pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front
    > > of
    > the
    > > line St.. Peter says "Sharon! What seems to be the rush?"
    > >
    > > The girl replies "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I
    > > want
    > to
    > > do
    > > it before Mandy sticks her ass in it!"
    > >