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> > A train hits a busload of catholic school girls and they all
> > perish..
They
> > all
> > wind up in Heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter.
> >
> > St. Peter asks the first girl, "Karen, have you ever had any contact
with
> a
> > pe*is?"
> >
> > She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one
> > with
> the
> > tip of my finger." St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger
> > in
The
> > Holy
> > Water and pass through the gate"
> >
> > St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Karina have you
> > ever
had
> > any
> > contact with a pe*nis?"
> >
> > The girl is a little reluctant but replie! s, "Well once I fondled
> > and stroked one." St. Peter says "OK, dip your whole hand in The
> > Holy Water and pass through the gate."
> >
> > All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls,
> > one
girl
> > is
> > pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front
> > of
> the
> > line St.. Peter says "Sharon! What seems to be the rush?"
> >
> > The girl replies "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I
> > want
> to
> > do
> > it before Mandy sticks her ass in it!"
> >
 

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