Pimp your bitch here.

Hire-a-harlot price schedule

  • Your mum does it for free

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  • A non-starter, I'd have to pay the punters

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  • A carton of Cooper's Sparkling Ale and a bent washer

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • There's not enough money in the world

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I wouldn't with a bag of stolen dicks

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • I'm saving myself for Jesus

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  • Total voters
Many of you clearly hate your women with a passion.

Since slow disembowelment culminating in axe-murder is a bit final (if gratifying) a better idea might be to rent her out till her out till her uterus prolapses, then go niche.

But how much to charge?
There ain't enough dosh in the world.

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