Pimp your bitch here.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by auscam, Mar 13, 2010.

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  1. Your mum does it for free

  2. A non-starter, I'd have to pay the punters

  3. A carton of Cooper's Sparkling Ale and a bent washer

  4. There's not enough money in the world

  5. I wouldn't with a bag of stolen dicks

  6. I'm saving myself for Jesus

  1. Many of you clearly hate your women with a passion.

    Since slow disembowelment culminating in axe-murder is a bit final (if gratifying) a better idea might be to rent her out till her out till her uterus prolapses, then go niche.

    But how much to charge?
  2. There ain't enough dosh in the world.
  3. maninblack

    maninblack LE Book Reviewer

    What in the name of Jesus and his little goblins have you been drinking?
  4. Saving for Jebus it is, an eternity of anal exploration by the big man's apprentice.